Shattered Wig #28

Shattered Wig #28
Coming In November!
Showing posts with label John Berndt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Berndt. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Blasterthon, Night One

If you missed Friday night’s Blasterthon premiere in the Red Room at Normal's you missed a room full of love and a smorgasbord of derangement. John Pego Berndt filling in some of Blaster’s bio, including his brutal period trying to stay out of the Hell of Vietnam. And his secret life as the Lothario of the Mail Art World!

Plus there was hard charging performances by Rotty What with poet and publisher John M. Bennett, saxophonist Jack Wright and percussionist, frotteur, sound originator Ben Bennett, Kevin Takacs recounting tales of “The Old Spice Gang”, Bonnie Jones revealing her morbid dental history which used to enrapture Blaster, Catherine Bennett performing some of Blaster’s final texts, Bethany Sick Din going down a vocal dream corridor pursuing a dog and then Lauren Bender finished off the night by appearing in Blaster full dress all the way down to the slightly orphopedic white sneaks with untied laces. And the ever present beer and black plastic bag. (His were all from the Schnapp Shoppe).

And I swear to the gods that in the Red Room during the kickoff of the Blasterthon I heard Chris Toll’s chuckle twice and that of Peter Pan! Two sterling spirits visiting us from Beyond.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Normal's 21st Anniversary

Where did 21 years go and which window did they exit from? From nine we are now 4. Not too many violent incidents and throwdowns considering the length and weight of the project, really. This year's anniversary wingding was somewhat more sale based than last year's big 20th anniversary blowout, but we got some great musicians to donate some time and talent and to saturate our walls with more aural goodness.
One of my all-time favorite sets of music in the last few years was Susan Alcorn (above) playing Senor Gnostic Moonbeam Higgs Christmeastermass at Normal's. She started out riffing on Hawaiian pedal steel flourishes, soared into the stratosphere and then somehow made a landing into "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas". She played another beautiful set for the Anniversary show to kick things off. By the end of it I was a luminous jellyfish pulsating on the ocean floor.
Following Madame Alcorn and digging their tender young heels in as the mobs next door loved up on the mad 30% off sale, was Sea Couch. I've been following these guys since they were selling LSD behind the catholic high school in Tiimonium and they only get better each time. This time their voices in particular seemed to really have found new heights of expression. One new song that is featured on the Love-a-saurus compilation sounds like an Appalachian hybrid of a Japanese koto song. Amanda's voice effortlessly found an eerie high pitched music box quality. They also did a wonderful song about the belief that you will find your true love that was straight forward and inspiring without being sentimental. They didn't mention who it was by and I confess I didn't recognize it. Maybe Daniel Johnston? I will have to ask young Dan, if he is still speaking to me after he caught me stealing the chapstick from his mother's purse.
Here is Amanda of Sea Couch snuggling against Geff of The Baltimore String Felons who later that night would have their cd release party at the Free Farm in Hampden. I actually rose back up from my crypt a second time that day and made it to their show. Being twice as old as everyone there (other than fellow Aged Pursuers of the Dream Chairman Rachel and Giant China) and openly displaying every craggy loss and crushed hope of my many years, the oiled up youth gasped and wept as I crawled through them leaving a trail of dust that when caught in the right light could pass for glitter.

Happily I was rewarded by catching Sea Couch for the second time in one day and catching for the first time "Her Fantastic Cats". This gent was on fire and I'm not entirely sure what all he was doing on guitar and in his songwriting but it was fresh. Kind of Delta blues crossed with post-punk angular guitar lines like Mission of Burma or something. And there was something resembling verses in the lyrics, but they had a structure all their own.

Right before the String Felons was The Return of the Bowlegged Gorilla. Those Gorilla had been tending lawns in Glendale, California for a few months. Working for an hour or so shirtless by the pool as idle wealthy female executives hopped up on prescription weight loss pills ogled his primal form.
Above is the Jersey Contingent that arrived. Tina is brandishing her copy of "Hairspray" that she just bought from Normal's. I promised her to one day get her one that is signed by the Low Lord of Baltmore himself, Herr Waters.
Probably the biggest surprise of the day was the appearance of former DC punk rocker and former Baltimore maneater Anne Bonafede. Back in 1982 when I first met Anne I was in a group called Neighbors' Children and eaten up with jealousy over Anne's old band Chalk Circle. They played one show and were on some WGNS cassette compilations and they were legendary!!! Anne played a wildly pounding poly-rhythmic drum battery while her best pal Sharon Cheslow (The Chez) beat out unpredictable chords on guitar.

As fate will occasionally throw us a good bone while wars spread like wildfire and wildfires spread like Mid-East wars, the amazing Oregon label Mississippi Records somehow found out about Chalk Circle (perhaps Ms. Cheslow's current notoriety in the LA free music scene?) and has released a full length lp of what is probably their entire recorded history, along with a generous beautifully done large booklet. There is a hilarious part in the booklet where Don Fleming of Velvet Monkeys and Dim Stars relates how he was blown away by catching Chalk Circle live. He approached Bonafede (who at that time looked like a cross between young Linda Ronstadt and The Cheshire Cat) and said that surely she must have been studying African poly-rhythmic drumming or something to come up with her unique style. Anne guilelessly responded that no, she was inspired by Tony DeFranco's "It's a Heartbeart, It's a Lovebeat".
Despite (or because of) a two night battle against a petulant panang curry, Normal's co-owner, Red Room impresario and graphic designer commando John Berndt performed a sweet saxophone solo.
Local brain wizards Megan McShea, Linda Franklin and Stephanie Barber soak in some 'Pants. Sweatpants have talked about moving into a new format of pipe organ, ukulele, Yes vocals processed through swimming pool filters and vibraphone, but for this show they were kicking out old school. Head trouser Adam Robinson of Publishing Genius Press even jumped from the bass drum and performed an impassioned version of Springsteen's "Racing In the Streets". The gent on the right from above stopped by the store to talk to me about some textbook sellling project and then the next thing he and I knew he was deep in the web of the 'Pants, intoxicated by their heavy musk.

All in all an enjoyable day and a successful sale (praise Allah!). It was even later reported that enigmatic magazine distributor Chris Stadler lost his lunch afterwards from drinking too much of the free party coffee from Dunkin' Donuts on an empty stomach and then going home wobbly to combat the queasiness with V-8 juice and Valerian root(?)

Normal's lives another day to push an exquisite second edition of Kafka's The Castle with intro by Thomas Mann across the counter and to hold out the hope that perhaps this year, this 22nd year of retail, could be the magical year that The Man Whose Ass Is Made of Cake will pull up in his convertible Lexus and for the very first time plunk down a five spot for a book.

Many thanks to all the beautiful folks who over the years have supported us, provided us with great informative conversation and/or sold their treasures to us. Despite the collapse of Western Civilization, the Unearthly Birth of the Kindle and the dumbing down of America, a used bookstore is still the best organism to live within.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

"Perfectly Normal's"


Perfectly Normal's

Twenty years after nine friends started a business, it's still going strong

Sam Holden
John Berndt (left) and Rupert Wondolowski mine culture.

By Andrea Appleton Posted 6/16/2010

Normal's 20th Anniversary

With music by Zomes, Bow-Legged Gorilla, Ornate Coal Men, and DJ Lucky Charms Eaton; readings by Blaster Al Ackerman and Megan McShea; and short films by occasional CP contributor Rahne Alexander and Kristen Anchor.

14-Karat Cabaret, Friday, June 18

The walls at Normal's Books and Records are crowded with album covers, scary clown paintings, newspaper clippings, and random oddities: fishing lures, puppets, a gorgeous velvet painting of a Doberman Pinscher. A photo of Allen Ginsberg hangs from one shelf. The inscription, addressed to one of the store's owners, reads: rupert--can I run naked in your yard? xxoo allen. It's decor with history, and for good reason. On June 1, Normal's celebrated its 20th anniversary.

As independent bookstores across the country are closing, unable to compete with megastores, e-books, and Amazon, Normal's has survived. By cultural standards, it has thrived. It is the unofficial home of the Shattered Wig Press and The Shattered Wig Review. The Red Room, the experimental performance venue that birthed High Zero--one of the largest improvised music festivals in the country--grew out of Normal's. The store itself still sells more merchandise in person than online, and regularly attracts record collectors from as far away as Japan and Germany. Normal's success is perhaps all the more surprising because it began as a collective.

In 1990, nine friends--some had known each other since high school--decided to open a clothing/bike/record/bookstore on 31st Street called Normal's Bargain Cobbly World. (Legend has it that the name came from the fact that several of the owners had participated as "normals," or controls, in medical trials for schizophrenia research. "Cobbly World," which eventually was dropped, referred to a 1950s sci-fi novel.) The friends--all artists, musicians, or writers--decided they would each pitch in $500 and donate their labor until the business made a profit.

"We all thought it would be a good way to have a day job that wouldn't enslave us and would leave us psychic energy to work on our art and music," says Rupert Wondolowski (an erstwhile City Paper contributor), a writer who remains an owner.

Several of the participants had spent years working in bookstores, but no one had much experience as a small-business owner. Agreements were made verbally and the store's aesthetic came about organically, through the tastes of the participants. "We didn't really think things through," says John Berndt, founder of the Red Room and one of the four remaining owners. "It's just sort of shook out for us over the years, fortunately in a good way. In retrospect, I think it was a lot of luck."

Former owner tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE--his name, he says, is "basically the answer to the question, 'What's your name?'"--calls the early years "incredibly grim." Drug busts in the area were regular occurrences, and business was slow. "I spent 80 percent of my time just fending off hustlers and would-be robbers and very little time selling anything," he says. The store was able to weather this period largely because the burden was shared between a number of people, all with different skills (and, crucially, outside employment). Walt Novash, an engineer, was available for projects like rewiring the store. Peter Zahorecz, an artist, designed the sign that still hangs outside. Other owners were skilled curators, and selected most of the books and music. The clothing and bike elements of the business quickly fell away as, over time, did five of the owners.

In the mid-1990s, when Normal's moved to its current location just down the street from its humble origins, business increased. Students came from the Johns Hopkins University, Goucher College, and Loyola University. Other customers wandered in from the neighborhood or the nearby Waverly Farmers' Market. Ever since, the enterprise has been stable, if not wildly lucrative.

What has made Normal's succeed where so many other similar ventures have failed? Novash, who remains a co-owner, points to the project's modest aims. "I don't think anybody really had the expectation that we were going to be some sort of huge business conglomerate entity that was going to take over Baltimore," he says. "It has been big enough to survive and very good at what it does, but always sort of working within its niche."

tENT says the store's survival has to do with its place in the community. "I can go into Normal's and there will be a comfortable chair plopped somewhere in the store and a couple making out in the chair," he says. "And nobody who runs the store is going to go up to them and say, 'Hey, what the fuck are you doing?' We'll just be happy they're comfortable in the store."

Perhaps the answer is simply that Normal's sells things you can't find elsewhere. The store's vast and varied book collection includes a carefully cultivated stock of classics in philosophy, Greek and Roman literature, religion, art, and history. The extensive vinyl collection covers all the major genres and most of the minor ones. But it's the unusual, esoteric finds--what Wondolowski has called "pockets of sweet subversion"--that make the place unique: the Japanese issue of a Joy Division album, the out-of-print Trotsky biography, the illustrated guide to cannibal culture.

These days, the selection is largely Wondolowski's doing. Though four owners nominally remain, he is the only one who still works in the store and attends to its day-to-day operation. In 20 years, much has changed about the business. About 40 percent of the stock is now sold online, for instance, and vinyl has had a huge resurgence. But the daily routine is more or less the same as ever, with the company of a store pet--currently Max the dog--and a dazzling variety of customers. "We get Muslim police officers, but then we also get young Hopkins students," Wondolowski says. "We get wild mulleted young electronic musicians. "

One regular is a security guard who has, on occasion, bought out the store's entire Eastern Religions section. But there are also annoying visitors, like the man who recently came in, crouched down and slurped alcoholic eggnog while offering everybody in the store free condoms. "You never know what's going to happen," Wondolowski says.

Email Andrea Appleton